Once apon a house, and a dinner table. There was a big apple. It was probably two times the size of a normal apple!! The apple weighed a pound and a half!
And it ate me. And I’m gone. I never wrote this.
The apple is writing now!
I did not literally eat me… I ate the boy who was going to eat me, who had a family who was going to eat me, who would have told his friends about me.
***eyes widen***
Who also would have wanted to eat me.
Uh-oh. It’s the boy.
I’m aliiiiiiiiive!!!!!!
The apple says, “I rest my case.”
And it ate me. And I’m gone. I never wrote this.
The apple is writing now!
I did not literally eat me… I ate the boy who was going to eat me, who had a family who was going to eat me, who would have told his friends about me.
***eyes widen***
Who also would have wanted to eat me.
Uh-oh. It’s the boy.
I’m aliiiiiiiiive!!!!!!
The apple says, “I rest my case.”
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Funny!
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